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Sunday, June 13th, 2004
3:51 pm

looks like no one has entered in here in a while.
but i just joined so yeah.
ill make you all love me with pictures.
a terrible cutCollapse )

Current Mood: content

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Sunday, March 21st, 2004
9:24 pm

Pics from last night's show.Collapse )

Current Mood: cranky

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Friday, March 5th, 2004
5:52 pm
I heard a rumor Sean dropped out because he found out Nick & Eric are gay lovers.

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Thursday, March 4th, 2004
4:29 pm
EW its the NEW girl...

Hey everyone.

 I'm Genni and i just joined this community thing...cuz i love JVA...even tho theyre kinda breaking up sort of...since mr SEAN JERVEY decided to up and LEAVE us...ugh. whatever.

 anywhore ive got some nice JVA pics for y'all so yeah. here.

Sex.Collapse )

Current Mood: cold

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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
6:55 pm
today as i was driving around town i decided i was feeling quite weary.
so i stopped at the residence of eric mellow and took a nap in his bed.

it was the most wonderful nap i have ever taken!

and then i stole a pair of his gym shorts.
the end.

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Sunday, January 18th, 2004
6:09 pm
Listen whores
I made you, I can take you down. You wannabe stalkers can now join and post your sexual fantasies, sick fucks. You will never compare to the greatness that was

Yours truly,

Stalker #1

Current Mood: amused

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Thursday, January 16th, 2003
8:04 pm
my mom now stalks jva, she has had classes with two of the three members, how weird is that?

Current Mood: confused

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Saturday, August 17th, 2002
4:27 am
Grimes, rain, signs, and notes
So here is how the night went after we came back here. We went to the pool only to find out that it closed at 11 p.m. I didnt want to break any laws so we left. We turned on the tv and watched daria. Then we decided to go to Walmart to kill time. I got some kick ass platform shoes and a maxim blender. On the way out we got the idea to go to raymond high to steal a skank sign. We called dt to get him in on the hard core action, but he said he had been there done that and offered us some advice. Then we headed back to this damn house and got some tools. ITEM CHECK! we had : a hammer, a bucket formally filled with charcoal, 2 pairs of pliers, a wrench that had the spinny tightener, and 2 screw drivers. We were prepared. We were amped. It was 2.10 in the morning. So we headed out to get the skank. Just as we near the turn for raymond high the storm of the century hits us. It poured rain and blew. There was the most kick ass lighining (forgive the spelling it is 4.30 in the morning) i have viewed yet this year. We started talking about how funny it would be if a tornado appeared. ha ha. So we get to the sign and it was a man and woman walking both holding purses, and so not skanking. We got out to determine if we could steal that sign. alas we could not as it was some kinda of anti-stealing bolt. suck ass. so we drove down the road looking for our next target. From out of the hard core rain came a sign! liter control, by the Grimes family! hahahhaha! so we got out and looked at it. Yes! it could be stolen! We got the spinny wrench thing and some pliers. The first bolt came off easy, like me... but the next one was one tough beotch, like lyssie. So there we are working like 2 busy bees in the pouring rain when what do i spy, but a car coming our way. Quick i say to my partner in crime, into the car. We get in and drive away, then turn around and go back. We quickly discovered the correct way to loosen the second bolt, when i see a car coming from behind us. IN THE CAR, IN THE CAR! I scream to my comrade in arms but not genitals. SO we drive off yet again. We are soaked beyond belief, but having the time of our lives. We go back, and work like devils, after 20 minutes total of trying lyssie pulls and the sign comes off. We squealed with delight and ran for our lives. We ran like we had just stolen 100 dollars, which is how much i believe a stolen sign is worth if you are caught with it. So we drive off, soaked to the hard core, and so hyped. We drive back into town and call DT. I would like to say that he said to call him and let him know how everything went. So we call him not more that an hour .5 later and he is sleeping, but tells us we can come over for a bit, and keeps saying be careful be careful. ( i seriously doubt he will remember any of this.) We head on over there, throughly impressed with ourselves and our new comodity. We get to DT's house and find the light is on and the door is open. We go in thinking he did left the door open as a sign to come in. We enter and look around, no one is in sight. We see if maybe there is a bedroom door open, but all are closed. We leave the sign in the living room along with our shoes and go get lyssie's cell. We call him from inside his living room and no anwser. We call again to try and trace the cell ringing. I think he turned it off thougth. So we are dripping wet and so cold. I beg lyssie to leave, she says ok but we must leave a note. Right on i say and grab the sign and make for the door. The note reads:
dear nick,
we came by to fuck you, but we didn't know what bedroom was yours therefore you are gay.
the great grimes sign thieves.
We then exit and come back to the damn house. We are greeted by sir willy and had some popcorn as we watched the lightening. It was so hardcore, like bunnies.

Current Mood: amused

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2:38 am
Well. So we went to the show in Grand Island, and because of the incredibly short notice (Kirstin called me at 4:30, I said I couldn't go, she called Karynn and got us a ride, they picked me up before 5:30) we dressed completely normally. And guess what? The boys didn't even notice us. Like, not once. We were kind of pissed, but then we realized that the best way to stalk is to blend in. Hardcore.

Current Mood: kinda pissed

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Friday, August 16th, 2002
5:08 pm
I totally stalked someone today. I don't know who. I followed someone with SPR and SOJH stickers on his car from 70th and O to East High. I don't know who I stalked, but it was fun. Kind of.

So we are NOT stalking JVA tonight for the following reasons:

1. we have no transportation

2. I have an assload of homework

3. we are suckass stalkers

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Wednesday, August 14th, 2002
12:22 am
annie's cafe
hey what do all you punk posers think about a saturday morning annie's cafe?? JVA's are invited as well. rsvp sometime soon!

Current Mood: thoughtful

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Sunday, August 11th, 2002
2:09 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I bring you the long-awaited PPP community. Go there and be square. Read the first post as it is full of important items of business.

Less than three,

Allegra Star

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10:21 am
song for the season
Your my friend, till the end
but i want you as my lover, i will take no other
Walk through the door, you’ll leave lusting for more
You think I am good, you never thought I would
But here I am, and all you can say is damn.

you turn my valley of trust into a hole of lust,
my mountains of glory into hills of horny
I want your body, i wanna be naughty
I like you tough, i want it rough
Lets break the bed, I'll even give you head
get the handcuffs, and we'll rub our love tuffs

Come on in, I want to sin
We’ll be up til dawn, but once its on its on
We’ll be sore, you are such a whore
We both need, we are both fiends
Satisfy me, whatever you want I’ll be

you turn my valley of trust into a hole of lust,
my mountains of glory into hills of horny
I want your body, i wanna be naughty
I like you tough, i want it rough
Lets break the bed, I'll even give you head
get the handcuffs, and we'll rub our love tuffs

You are a pro, but this you already know
You are the best, all the other guys rank much less
Anytime anywhere, you can call me, I will come there
Tell me what to do, anything different anything new
I will do anything you say, you can fuck me whichever way

YAY so that is one we can sing as well. I think i this one would make a tight video.

Current Mood: hungry

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1:45 am
I want to have a meaningful song. Because, let's face it, the only morality in our other songs is...use a condom so you don't get crabs? Right. I only have two verses of this so far, and in order to rhyme them I ended up with both being liberal-bashing. I want an anti-Republican verse as well. Chorus ommitted as is a work in progress.

Mother was a sky-high hippie
Luff JFK the bloody libby
Met daddy long-haired communist
Fell for him first drunken kiss
Now they both vote liberal
And revel in suburban hell

My best friend’s a spoiled brat
Parents raised him Democrat
He’s a liberal socialist
Owns stock in the Nike blitz
Trust fund meant to open doors
Drowned his soul with one more Coors

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Saturday, August 10th, 2002
10:55 pm
Dumb Brainard. Sorry, Agent K, I forgot you had to go there tomorrow. Our new guitarist just reminded me. Sigh. We are already running into scheduling problems. Well, your homework assignment is to practice your individual parts of all the songs. Me, I will continue to stand in front of my mirror screaming into my hairbrush. Hmm...this is not related in any way to JVA stalking. I suppose I should make a new community just for the Punk Poser Posse. That would be, like, work.

Current Mood: crushed

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10:15 pm
PPP ppl: let's cover "Suicide is Painless" and make it super-poppy. Okay?

And doesn't it suck that we're not in Columbus? Yes. Yes it does.

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6:15 pm
Hey homies. This has nothing to do with stalking JVA, but rather with the PPP. We are having our first practice tomorrow in Will's attic. Hope you don't mind, Will. We need to make a demo. I don't really know how many songs we need for a demo, but right now we have three, correct? Crab Salad, Comrades in Arms and Genitals, and Kirstin's euphemism-laden song. Whatever it's called. Do you have a tune for that or just lyrics? Dudes, we need songs that are not about sex and STDs. I don't think songs about STDs get you many groupies. Just an opinion. Anyway, I am working on a fourth song. Here is what I have so far. You are supposed to sing, er, shout it with a British accent. It sounds slightly better that way.

Your girlfriend is ugly
Your girlfriend is skanky
Your girlfriend is a whore
Why you wanna make out with an ugly skanky whore?

I’m so much cooler than she is
I’m so much cooler than she is
I’m so much cooler than she is
If you don't make out with me I'll beat you with a weir

Saran wrap and duct tape we’re all okay
Saran wrap and duct tape we’re all okay
Grapes make everything okay
Grapes make everything okay

Someone’s getting laid tonight
And it’s not me
Someone’s getting made tonight
And it’s not me
Someone's getting laid tonight
And it's not me
Someone's turning gay tonight
It might be me

Yeah...that's all so far. Come on, people, write music. We need more songs. The skankier the better!

Current Mood: chipper

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1:27 am
not just for leftovers
Saran wrap was a hit.
To find out more visit my journal

Current Mood: amused

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Friday, August 9th, 2002
8:30 am
Such is life?

Current Mood: awake, barely

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Thursday, August 8th, 2002
4:30 pm
Oh yeah, Kirstin darling! We NEED to go to Wal-Mart to buy you-know-what before tomorrow. Okay? Rick on.

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