I want to have a meaningful song. Because, let's face it, the only morality in our other songs is...use a condom so you don't get crabs? Right. I only have two verses of this so far, and in order to rhyme them I ended up with both being liberal-bashing. I want an anti-Republican verse as well. Chorus ommitted as is a work in progress.
Mother was a sky-high hippie Luff JFK the bloody libby Met daddy long-haired communist Fell for him first drunken kiss Now they both vote liberal And revel in suburban hell
My best friend’s a spoiled brat Parents raised him Democrat He’s a liberal socialist Owns stock in the Nike blitz Trust fund meant to open doors Drowned his soul with one more Coors